2 to 3 Rude Tourists *(Rude citizens may be substituted if available,
and will add a remarkably distinct flavor.)
1 ounce Prometheous (more may cause flatuance.....canned
ham may be substituted tho)
1 clove of SKITTLE (USE SPARINGLY! this may cause excitability in some
1Tbs Midnight Madness (if her ex is one of the tourists leave this ingredient
out as may cause explosion)
1Grain Angeldust (DO NOT ADD MORE excessive usage may result with mayhem!!)
1/2tsp Valaria (adds a bit of zip and stability)
2 cups WldMntHoney (this may be cut by half if she is fully awake)
1 pinch of NewGoat ( a bit strange in taste , however most find it pleasing)
Dash of Celtic Soul (careful useing , as has been known to cause havoc
with the recipe, otherwise adds WONDERFUL flavor and aroma)
1/4cup Leylach (gives it that *wicked*spicey flavor and unique texture)
Mix together in Large stock pot , Tourists, Prometheous , Skittle
and Angeldust. This generally will start the heating process.
Sift in MM, Newgoat, Val and Celtie. At this point mixture should be
approaching a slow simmer.
Slowly add WldMntHoney, check your consistancy at this point. You don't
want it to boil just yet;)
Now, stir in Leylach, making sure to add her silver tipped whip.
At this point the tourists may try jumping out of the pot (this happens
frequently as things heat up) . If this should happen look around
there should be at least one new rude tourist to take their place (there
Stew should be approaching a rapid boil , tourists should be well stewed
at this point.
To check for doneness, call a PK...if tourists are cooked properly
they will have nothing to do and will leave immediately.... Hmmmmmmm ......
or maybe they will stick around for a fresh batch!!!
In the meantime...
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