Step 1: Go find a tourist (look for light gray type, usually shouting obsenities)

 Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) ect..

 Step 3: Put tourist in the oven

 Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey ect.

 Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens 

 Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink 

Step 7: Turn oven the on 

 Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky 

Step 9: Tour the bastist

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get 

Step 11: Stick a tourist in the thermometer 

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey 

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the tourist 

Step 15: Floor the tourist up off of the pick 

Step 16: Tour the carvist

Step 17: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 18: Tet the sable and pour yourself a tlass of gourist

Step 19: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

 
*formerly from a website on "how to cook a turkey", some modifications have been made. Any resemblence to Yellowstone Citizens is strickly *eg* coincidental.
 
 
 

Ingredients:
2 to 3 Rude Tourists *(Rude citizens may be substituted if available, and will add a remarkably distinct flavor.)

1 ounce  Prometheous  (more may cause flatuance.....canned ham may be substituted tho)

1 clove of SKITTLE (USE SPARINGLY! this may cause excitability in some ppl)

1Tbs Midnight Madness (if her ex is one of the tourists leave this ingredient out as may cause explosion)

1Grain Angeldust (DO NOT ADD MORE excessive usage may result with mayhem!!)

1/2tsp Valaria (adds a bit of zip and stability)

2 cups WldMntHoney  (this may be cut by half if she is fully awake)

1 pinch of NewGoat ( a bit strange in taste , however most find it pleasing)

Dash of Celtic Soul (careful useing , as has been known to cause havoc with the recipe, otherwise adds WONDERFUL flavor and aroma)

1/4cup Leylach (gives it that *wicked*spicey flavor and unique texture)

Mix together in Large stock pot ,  Tourists, Prometheous , Skittle and Angeldust. This  generally will start the heating process.
Sift in MM, Newgoat, Val and Celtie. At this point mixture should be  approaching a slow simmer.
Slowly add WldMntHoney, check your consistancy at this point. You don't want it to boil just yet;) 
Now, stir in Leylach, making sure to add her silver tipped whip. 
At this point the tourists may try jumping out of the pot (this happens frequently as things heat up) . If this should happen look around
there should be at least one new rude tourist to take their place (there ALWAYS is!!!) 
Stew should be approaching a rapid boil , tourists should be well stewed at this point.
To check for doneness, call a PK...if tourists are cooked properly they will have nothing to do and will leave immediately.... Hmmmmmmm ...... or maybe they will stick around for a fresh batch!!!

In the meantime...
 
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