From the desk of Dr. CHERi Love
Dear Dr. Cheri or Carmen B.,
Usually my English is perfect. But each time i come near PizzaGirl,
i get so nerveous i cannot type anymore. In the beginning she liked me,
she found the typos so cute. But last thursday i made DA BIG ONE. I welcome
her with a well meant, but clumsy "Hi, PITAGirl". I don't have to tell
you what PITA means, neither did i have to tell her. I tried to explain
to her that it was a typo, that i never would say anything like that to
her, but she did not, and still doesn't believe me. I was hoping this letter
could be published in AWWoS, so she would know it was a typo and tell her
can't we return to the yucky days of before that typo? I was so
hacky each time you kicked me on my cheek. All my hopes for our vitriol
marriage are gone now. Please, grab me in AW, you know where to find me
on your contact list. I'll be waiting for your telegrab for eternity.
Carmen Burden answers :
We hope that the publication of your letter
could help you. You really should pay attention when you're talking to
her. Let us know if she grabs (grams i suppose) you at all. But we fear
that it's all gone right now. The other day i heard you talk to her, boy
oh boy. Did you really give her a bunch of floors? Twelve red hoses? I
wouldn't know what to do with it. Let be a young girl like pizzagirl.
Anyways, good luck.
Hugz Carmen Burden
Please, bring me a shrubbery, i'll know you
The knight formerly saying : "Ni"
"Checkmate" : White Queen,
we'll never be in a position to make pawns, sorry.
Typo of the week : Peachkeeper.