Random Thoughts (2)

1) If I hear another person describe 3D VR as addicting, I'm going to scream
(I have to scream now when I'm frustrated because I've already pulled out all
of my hair)

2) I love that whisper option we have. Some day I'm going to learn how to pick
the right name off the whisper list so I'll quit having to apologise for
sending them to the wrong people.

3) Does anyone ever use that High Speed Panning option on the browser? I use
it and I swear I'm starting to see little square pixels in things in the Real
World now.

4) I wish someone could explain to me the excitement of cybersex and make it
stick...I mean...uhhh...oh, nevermind.

5) There's been rumors flying about that I sit at my PC topless at times. I
will neither conferm or deny that statement. And since this chick will NEVER
own a webcam, there ain't NO WAY anyone will ever know for sure!

6) I'm starting to notice now that coffee isn't working for me anymore. When I
ask my friends why, all I ever hear from them is that I have to sleep at
night. I thought that drinking coffee meant that I didn't have to sleep at
night. Oh well, I'll just have to find another way...

7) Why do cats always try to bury their food and water dish after they finish?
You'd think after ten years of doing that, my cat would figure out that the
tile floor just ain't gonna come loose for him.

8) I can't remember the last time I washed EVERY item of dirty clothing that
was in the hamper in one washing session.

9) I can't remember the last time I cleaned the entire apartment in one
cleaning session.

10) I can't remember how to write a letter with pen and ink.

11) I can't remember the last time I talked on the phone for more than five
minutes (now THAT's bad!)