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Job Offerings.



Voluntary Tourist Cook

Your function :

- Send new recepies to AWWoS for the coming festivities, based on vulgar, harassing or abusive lanuage using tourists.

Your profile :

- You have a degree in Cannibalistic Gastronomics.
- You're opinion on harrassing tourists is one compatible with : "Don't eject them, roast them". 

Positive differentiators are :

- You feel comfy in the presence of the lunatics in charge of the asylum.
- You like to LYAO, and you don't mind being bitten.

We offer :

- An unbeatable package of gratitude from all the Yellowstone regulars (since they don't have a clue what to cook for the holidays).
- Benefit-plan including fame and possibly respect from the community.
- Complete protection of your identity, if you choose so.

Contact :

AWWoS HQ. Bot writers for the AWWoS Party.

Your function :

- Write Botscripts for the AWWoS party.
- Run them at the party.

Your profile :

- You hate bots and you want to prove that bots can be fun, if programmed by the right people.

The offer :

- You're the second to know when the party will be held.
- You know the greater part of the playlist before the others do, so you can practice.
- The standard AWWoS package : gratitude, respect and fame.

Contact :

Simon Says 
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